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Why me? WHY THE OPOSSUM?!

Sun Jan 15, 2006, 9:22 PM
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Mood: Enthusiastic I'mgettingmarrieeddd
Reading: Dreamcatcher

Twas the night before MLK day, and all through the house, I was the only thing stirring (Well, and maybe Gaara, the mouse.)

My sketchpad was placed on the desk with pencils and lead, in hopes that inspiration would spring into my head.

My mum was asleep, comatose in her bed, while visions of god-knows-what danced in her head. My cats in thier corners, and I in my vest- had just settled down for a mid-winter's rest.

When from under my sink, there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my chair to see what was the matter?~!
Away to the noise I flew in a flash, grabbed a knife from the board, and prayed that what lurked had no axe.

And what, to my wondering eyes should appear- no, not a miniature sleigh, nor no tiny reindeer- but a possum, with it's eyes all aglow, hissing and growling-
And scampering to and fro.

I promptly muttered, "Wtf, ho." And took a step back,
Closing the doors to merely a crack. I whistled. I shouted- I called the damn thing such names- "You fuzzball, oh under-sink inhabiting foe, get your ass out from there, out the door you shall go!"

And then, in a twinkling, I heard a sound quite small-
The sound of foul possum feet climbing INTO MY WALL.
I flung open the door, and what should I see, but the culprit's tail-end, as vanished did she.

The doors were slammed with nary a care,
a scowl on my face replaced the grin that was there.
I watched it's tail slither quite out of sight- and heard it whisper- "Farewell...and sleep tight."



....THERE'S A FREAKING OPOSSUM IN MY WALL. TT_TT

-Loki

<-- my fiancé . <33333333 Godyes.

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O.o...

An opossum is going to rape my Tou-chan~!!! Gods why??? ;~;

*cough* ^^;;; Hiya~~~ Just wondering how've been nyah~! And why don't you show up on my MSN list Tou-chan? >.<
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Ah? I'm not sure why I don't show up....try adding me as "mjbrme@msn.com" to le list-o-doomedness.

And HAI! That possum is going to do horrible, horrible things to me while I'm sleeping. I can just tell.

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You can't have a revoloution without the revoloutionary.

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~Biohazard-Bunny:iconBiohazard-Bunny:
I wuvvles mah LOKI-SHMOO!
Thu Aug 27, 2009, 7:21 PM
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Tue Feb 10, 2009, 8:16 PM
=Loki-rei:iconLoki-rei:
*facepalm* Sammy...
Tue Feb 3, 2009, 5:22 PM
~otaku-jrock:iconotaku-jrock:
Loki! I lost my shoe. T-T
Thu Jan 29, 2009, 2:11 PM
~SakoTheFox:iconSakoTheFox:
looooooki-senseeeeeiii :heart:
Tue Nov 11, 2008, 12:34 PM
~Biohazard-Bunny:iconBiohazard-Bunny:
Oh Geebus! It's Halloween! Run Society Loki is on the loooose! LLRR Loki! :heart:
Thu Oct 30, 2008, 10:43 PM
~Munin742:iconMunin742:
poke
Sun Oct 5, 2008, 8:09 PM
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*farts*
Thu Sep 11, 2008, 10:36 AM
=Loki-rei:iconLoki-rei:
AT LEAST YOU LOVE ME, MY YOUTHFUL STUDENT!
Wed Jul 2, 2008, 10:54 PM
~SakoTheFox:iconSakoTheFox:
I LOVE YOU!! *clings to* I LOVE LOKI-SENSEI VERY MUCH
Wed Jul 2, 2008, 3:00 PM

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