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Why me? WHY THE OPOSSUM?!

Sun Jan 15, 2006, 10:22 PM
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Mood: Enthusiastic I'mgettingmarrieeddd
Reading: Dreamcatcher

Twas the night before MLK day, and all through the house, I was the only thing stirring (Well, and maybe Gaara, the mouse.)

My sketchpad was placed on the desk with pencils and lead, in hopes that inspiration would spring into my head.

My mum was asleep, comatose in her bed, while visions of god-knows-what danced in her head. My cats in thier corners, and I in my vest- had just settled down for a mid-winter's rest.

When from under my sink, there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my chair to see what was the matter?~!
Away to the noise I flew in a flash, grabbed a knife from the board, and prayed that what lurked had no axe.

And what, to my wondering eyes should appear- no, not a miniature sleigh, nor no tiny reindeer- but a possum, with it's eyes all aglow, hissing and growling-
And scampering to and fro.

I promptly muttered, "Wtf, ho." And took a step back,
Closing the doors to merely a crack. I whistled. I shouted- I called the damn thing such names- "You fuzzball, oh under-sink inhabiting foe, get your ass out from there, out the door you shall go!"

And then, in a twinkling, I heard a sound quite small-
The sound of foul possum feet climbing INTO MY WALL.
I flung open the door, and what should I see, but the culprit's tail-end, as vanished did she.

The doors were slammed with nary a care,
a scowl on my face replaced the grin that was there.
I watched it's tail slither quite out of sight- and heard it whisper- "Farewell...and sleep tight."



....THERE'S A FREAKING OPOSSUM IN MY WALL. TT_TT

-Loki

<-- my fiancé . <33333333 Godyes.

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*dies laughing* "get your ass out from there, out the door you shall go!" :rofl: :lmao: :giggle:

I love you so much. Thank you, this has been the highlight of my day. But of course, this is nothing in comparison to yesterday...

~~Myth

--
"Some people fall in love and touch the sky...
Some people fall in love and find quicksand.
I hover somewhere in between, I swear,
I can't make up my mind.


Quicksand, by Incubus
oppossums!! :hug: Poor loki.

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:salute: Tootleoo to everyone.

~*~*~*
The Bird of Hermes is my name
Eating my wings to make me tame
~*~*~*
By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.
. . . . . . . . .
Theres a Possum in your wall? HOLY WTF!??!

--
"Dyslexic Satan worshipers sell their souls to Santa."
YOU LIE. TT_TT It came back, and was all "HAHAHAHA you're SCARED of me. I think I'll hiss at you. And then run into your wall again, so you won't be able to sleep tonight. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
...you said it wouldn't come back. T_T

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You can't have a revoloution without the revoloutionary.
*falls over laughing* Havin fun there, huh? :XD:

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*watching Seussical the Musical* "My daughter friend from New York saw the show, and turned to me afterwards and was like, The birds looked like drag queens from a New York vaudeville show!!"~Hedayat-my favorite drama teacher EVER
Okay. It's come back two more times now. And I swear, it heard us talking about how I was going to kill it with the guitar.
I'm SO not going to sleep.

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You can't have a revoloution without the revoloutionary.
I'm not going to either, because I won't be able to stop laughing :XD:

--
*watching Seussical the Musical* "My daughter friend from New York saw the show, and turned to me afterwards and was like, The birds looked like drag queens from a New York vaudeville show!!"~Hedayat-my favorite drama teacher EVER
i said it wouldn't hurt you. I didn't say anything about coming back.

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:salute: Tootleoo to everyone.

~*~*~*
The Bird of Hermes is my name
Eating my wings to make me tame
~*~*~*
By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.
T_T It KEEPS comming back. I think it likes me. And Liv said that it would chew on my leg if I got too close, and that possum's are REALLY strong.
I'm still afraid of it.

--
You can't have a revoloution without the revoloutionary.

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I AM RE-WRITING HISTORY!!

So.

Tell me about your mother...

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*facepalm* Sammy...
Tue Feb 3, 2009, 6:22 PM
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Loki! I lost my shoe. T-T
Thu Jan 29, 2009, 3:11 PM
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looooooki-senseeeeeiii :heart:
Tue Nov 11, 2008, 1:34 PM
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Oh Geebus! It's Halloween! Run Society Loki is on the loooose! LLRR Loki! :heart:
Thu Oct 30, 2008, 11:43 PM
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Sun Oct 5, 2008, 9:09 PM
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*farts*
Thu Sep 11, 2008, 11:36 AM
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AT LEAST YOU LOVE ME, MY YOUTHFUL STUDENT!
Wed Jul 2, 2008, 11:54 PM
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I LOVE YOU!! *clings to* I LOVE LOKI-SENSEI VERY MUCH
Wed Jul 2, 2008, 4:00 PM
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That's 'cause no one loves me, lol~
Mon Jun 23, 2008, 12:00 PM

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