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1. everything you see can, and will be, related to something from Naruto.
2. Lee finds his way all over your notes. And your blog. And drawn on your arms.
3. you draw curse seals on your friends.
4. come to think of it, you also write ‘KONOHA FOREVER!’ on the back of said friend’s neck.
5. you own a hitae-ate.
6. you own bright orange legwarmers that made the nice people in the shop stare at you for buying, and jump when you yelled ‘YOSH!’ and sat down immediately to put them on.
7. You have dubbed Kisame ‘the freaky sharky’
8. You mother asked you when Lee is coming over.
9. Said mother then asks what’s wrong with you when you tell her that Lee is a manga character, and asks why you act like he’s real
10. mother also doesn’t understand why you vehemently insist that Lee is a living person.
11. You have a binder dedicated to your favorite character, and a collage of him/her on your wall.
12. you have nicknames for the various characters- aka: Freaky Sharky (Kisame), Uke-boy (SasukeUKE), That Thing That Took Lee’s Attention (Sakura), Eskimo (Neji), He who has SARS (Hayate)…you get the point.
13. You’ve been dubbed “super open pervert”, and have been referred to at least once as “Ero-sennin”. And known what it meant.
14. You can recite Gai’s speech about why Lee should take the surgery flawlessly.
15. You are walking with your friend, step on a sewer grate (which flips), fall in, get hurt, climb out and continue right where you were in the conversation—talking about Lee’s first attack that is seen—without noticing that you’re bleeding. When you do notice, you poke it and say “I’m determined that I will carry on! And go back to the cabin! YOSH!” (This one is personal. I’ve still got the scar from where I hurt my leg.)
16. you become defensive if one of your favorite characters is insulted.
17. You’ve perfected the art of scaring your friends with Gai-sensei’s first super awesome pose.
18. Everything you do in art class has relevance to Naruto. And I mean everything.
19. You can tell from several feet away if that character in the thumbnail is Lee or Gai.
20. You think that Kisame’s teeth are ‘a turn on’. Same goes for that tongue of Snake Monger’s. (Orochimaru)
21. You have a Naruto RP that has been going for months and is showing no signs of ending.
22. You draw Kankurou’s marking on a friends face with a prismacolor marker, dress him in black and make a puppet control stick thing out of things you found in the trash.
23. You help name Deidira’s scary hand.
24. You write fanfiction, and make scary, scary crack pairings. (I.E.- Kakashi x Gai, Lee x Gaara)
25. You strongly consider writing a Kisame x Gai fic, but wondering if perhaps a certain friend will shoot you.
26. You have several date-alerts set for when the third Naruto soundtrack will be available to download.
27. You think that things are just “so troublesome…”
28. when something good happens, you can be heard to say “Yosh!”
29. If you are attempting to do something, you will clench your fist in front of your face, and say something to the effect of “I’m so determined!”
30. You make self-imposed rules, and follow them religiously.
31. You’ve cosplayed at school. (I cosplayed as Ebisu once.)
32. Your biggest threat is to kancho people (Kancho is a game played by little school kids in japan. It’s basically one thousand years of pain…minus the charka.)
33. You carry around a picture of your friend in you wallet from when she was three…because she had a bowl cut.
34. You not only have erotic dreams of yourself and a Naruto character, but when your mother comes into your room to wake you up, you roll over and mumble “no Lee, your hands are cold…”
35. When Gaara is in danger of death, you cry and say “but who will keep lee warm on cold nights?!”
36. You claim to have a radar that senses your favorite character within the manga… and when you pick a random manga, buy it and discover that your radar broke, you to the ten pushups that you said you’d do if that happened. On the floor of Mitsuwa (a Japanese supermarket)
37. When you see your favorite character in the manga, you either giggle insanely, plaster yourself to the book/computer, make some odd noise or do a combination of all three.
38. You help a friend find a mini gourd—that looks exactly like Gaara’s.
39. You have someone that you want to smile and watch over you, so that you can gain strength from their happiness.
40. You plot to dress your significant other as your favorite Naruto character.
41. When someone tries to sneak up on you, you notice and they ask how you managed that, you inform them that you have a byakugan. When they look at you, you smack them and try to count up to 64.
42. Gobstoppers = solider pills
43. You draw the come-come paradise symbol on a shirt.
44. You draw Naruto characters on a shirt.
45. When your mother buys you shark for dinner, you grab food coloring, a small paint brush and draw Kisame’s face on it. The you cook and eat it, very happily.
46. The mochi has been defiled. (I drew kakashi, gai and lee’s face on mochi and then put it in the freezer. Kimi claimed that it had been defiled.)
47. You cry when you discover that your mother had been frightened by the mochi and has thrown it away.
48. You sparkle.
49. You claim that a tanuki ate your babies.
50. You refuse to believe that genius is better than hard work.
51. you challenge your boyfriend’s cousin to a duel to ‘convince’ him once and for all that Lee has talent.
52. You quickly learn that knives are not kunai, and you should not put them in your mouth.
53. You assult your friends with cries of “DOWNLOAD IT! DOWNLOAD IT NOW!” because you want to talk about what’s happening.
54. You want to strangle your Oniisan for not reading the manga, because you can’t say anything about what’s going on without him yelling at you for giving spoilers.
55. You smack mosquitoes and growl that they’re eating your charka.
56. When you see someone with long black hair, you either tackle them or run away screaming about snakes.
57. You are thoroughly convinced that Kabuto is Orochimaru’s bitch.
58. You’re making this list.
59. You find some way to relate “pink elephants on parade”, “Peter pan” and several other Disney things to Naruto.
60. When anyone implies that Gai and Lee are a couple, you become violent. Very violent.
61. when the man at the liquor store asks why your cat is in your jacket, you claim that it’s a dog, and you never know when you’re going to need ‘him’ for an attack.
62. You then ask the man if he wants to kiss your puppy.
63. If you are late/in trouble/have done something wrong/broke something/scared someone, you always say “well there was this ninja, you see….”
64. You stab people with your fork in an attempt to get to the last piece of food.
65. You wear your hitae-ate as a belt, and claim that you cannot let down the good name of Konoha.
66. Konoha Senpuu is what you yell at people when you aim a kick at them.
67. Orange legwarmers are a staple part of your wardrobe
68. You consider getting a bowl cut.
69. You get a great sense of amusement from mentioning Kabuto to your wifey…and seeing what happens when she says how horrible he is.
70. You feel the need to lecture people on the subject of your favorite character.
71. You have a necklace with a small figure of said character on it.
72. You teacher knows who you’ve drawn when you draw someone with a bowl cut and a body suit on the board.
73. In fact, your entire class knows who it is.
74. You attempt to draw Gaara’s symbol on people’s foreheads
75. You succeed in doing so on several occasions.  
76. If someone coughs, you look up and say “Hatate?”
77. Whenever someone mentions Hayate, it is a conditioned response to say “*cough* Sars.”
78. When someone mentions sand, you think of Gaara
79. You have a nindo.
80. you own shuriken
81. You own a street sign that says “Squirrel Crossing”
82. You take some sort of sick amusement from making waggling tongue motions like Orochimaru at your friends, and watching them squirm.
83. You repeatedly state that you would bear/make the children of a Naruto character.
84. You can’t sleep, because something will eat you.
85. You’ve got a sketchbook filled with nothing but Naruto pictures.
86. Your iTunes playlists all contain something from Naruto.
87. Whenever you say “Hey, look at this great picture!” to a friend, chances are, it’s something from Naruto.
88. You computer screensaver (which, in my case, is the pictures from my image folders) can’t go more than five pictures without showing something Naruto related.
89. You have over five hundred files pertaining to Naruto.
90. Your friends are all classified into a certain village. (I’m a Shinobi of Konoha!!)
91. When you have scary dreams, there’s a more than likely chance that they’re about Orochimaru coming to get you.
92. Whenever you see someone wearing green drinking sake…you ask them if their name is Lee, and when they say “yeah, why?” you back the hell away. (This happened. I was having sushi with mom, and the dude next to me was drinking sake and had on a green sweater. I was being friendly and asked what his name was and he was all “Lee Swanson. Pleased to meet you.” I blinked, looked at his sake and backed the hell away from him. Apparently, he was in town for a business meeting and—this is a Naruto list. But I will tell you that he got treated to a lecture on why Rock Lee is the greatest. Sadly…he was blond and had blue eyes. So he didn’t look like Lee.)
93. KisaDei! LETS EAT IT!
94. You’ve cried because of the manga (*cough*becauseoflee*cough*)
95. You actually have a feeling of cold dread when your favorite characters/idols are threatened by another character in the series.
96. You’ve gotten into a lengthy debate about Gaara’s motives.
97. You’ve come to the conclusion that Gaara needs love, no matter who he gets it from.
98. You’ve cosplayed at any point in your Naruto-reading history
99. You’ve gotten something engraved with your favorite character’s strongest attack.
100. Last but not least…you’ve read and understood this entire list.